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kyubox-incubox:

  1. Go to Google Images.
  2. Type in “[Your name] the hedgehog”.
  3. Suffer
27 minutes ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 31,369 notes
squick-too-quick:

i hit up the Night Vale photoshoot and tbh this is the only photo that even mattered

squick-too-quick:

i hit up the Night Vale photoshoot and tbh this is the only photo that even mattered

1 hour ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 306 notes

diamond-studded-dorito:

Excuse me but isn’t that carlos

4 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 834 notes
Fear is what happens when a thing that has always behaved one way does not behave that way at all.
- Carlos the scientist, Welcome to Night Vale Episode 51 (via sirdoctorofnerdfighteria)
5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 15 notes
Would you go to home coming with me?

Anonymous

thenightvalepost:

Of course, pick me up at seven. I do not know where I am but follow the sounds of low rumbling fires and try to find and entrance. Then we will run for our lives and enjoy the dance. I need to be back at work by 7 AM. I assume I will just disintegrate when the time comes.

6 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 40 notes

carodoodles:

A mini Welcome to the Night Vale comic, based on Welcome to the Night Vale, created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor. The transcript is done by Aimlesslglee. This is taken from WTNV episode 41. 

6 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 88 notes

Home Sweet Home.

cecilpalmer-ofnightvale:

Home sour home.

Home savory home.

Home tasty, spicy, delicious home.

Please do not eat your home.

This has been a PSA.

7 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 176 notes
Have you seen my dog? He's green and blue and really big. He also has three eyes and he floats when he gets excited. Answers to the name 'Armageddon' and likes to eat live brown cows.

Anonymous

thenightvalepost:

I have seen him in that big WARNING KILL ON SIGHT section of the newspaper. He is adorable!

8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 105 notes
9 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 177,453 notes
fairiesandmilkshakes:


I'm like a swan.


#swan /swän/🔊 noun; mates for life. (via rou)

fairiesandmilkshakes:

I'm like a swan.

10 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 936 notes
whatisleon:

aite ok its not my best work but.
it definitely started as a sketch and just evolved past the point of return
so have a dumb drawing xoxo

whatisleon:

aite ok its not my best work but.

it definitely started as a sketch and just evolved past the point of return

so have a dumb drawing xoxo

11 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 2,773 notes

timebeagle:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you. 

I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact

12 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 24,712 notes

upallnightogetloki:

charmingpplincardigans:

ANTHONY MACKIE +

(via @the-enigma-and-the-abyss)

Those tags are the epitome of accuracy. XDDD

13 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 18,510 notes

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

14 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 403,168 notes
scottsstuck:

 

scottsstuck:

 

15 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 404 notes