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Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
me at the movies
Get cereal, Tony says.
Get healthy cereal, Steve says.
Pop-Tarts, Thor says.
Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes. MOVING ON.
This is sweet.
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH
Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.
the only words that convince sherlock to pick a case.
└ The Doctor arrives in 2014 only to find out that an old friend might actually be an even older enemy
I’VE WAITED FOR THIS FOR SOOOOO LONG! THANK YOU!!!!!
It’s done! :)
The season 9 finale of SPN has the word “Miracle” in it
WHAT IF THEY REMEMBER ADAM.
WHAT IF DESTIEL BECOMES CANON.
WHAT IF BALTHAZAR, MARY, JOHN AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO DIED RETURNED.
WHAT IF LUCIFER COMES BACK.
WHAT IF SOMETHING GOOD ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
I love how Lucifer coming back is categorized as a good thing.
i love how lucifer coming back is actually a good thing in comparison with that mister douche douche douchity douchebag doucheface mcdouche, from douchetown, douchetania - and so’s his dad
If you don’t think British Comedy is just some beautiful bullshit…
Then I just, come on…